Triangle Heads

Triangle Heads[]

Triangle heads are a type of prisoner in Battleblock Theater with there being 64 Triangle heads in total. Triangle Heads can be purchased with gems in the gift shop by using the Triangle Prisoner Concession Device.

List of Triangle Heads[]

Picture	Name	Description
	Cousin Zack	This is Zack.
	Rigel	Brother to Nigel. This fraternal twin hangs on the side of the triangles though suffers the same occular limitations as his brother.
	Reverse Merman	Being a reverse merman has a TON of benefits, survival-wise: gills for below water, lungs for above. Webbed toes that walk as well as they swim. Of course, the species is doomed because no girl will ever kiss one.
	Baker	The Royal Triangle Navy left Baker with a pair of sea legs and an unquenchable thirst for the open sea. Drink up! There's plenty!
	Snow	Winter is coming. We're on a tropical island though, so it should be pretty nice.
	Walter	Walter suffers from an overwhelming sense of self consciousness. Luckily being holed up a ship for months on end followed by prison, tends to tear down such social barriers.
	Chef	This goatee makes my food taste good.
	Vinegar Cheeks	Some people pickle cucumbers. Some onions and carrots. This guy pickled his head. This is what happens when you pickle your head.
	Gertrude	Combined with her hat, she makes up 2/3rds of the food pyramid.
	Noir	Back in eleventy-eleventeen they didn't call them juiceboxes. Instead they were called, er, juice glasses.
	Pretty Please	He'd always meant to get it checked out, but the staff at Yogurt Palace had been surpringly good with sudden head trauma.
	Humphrey	Notorious pinch-hitter. Seriously, watch out: first he pinches you, and then he hits you right on the nose.
	Persius	Abandoned by his father, Poseidon, after he accidentally spat in his mouth.
	Skin Flap McZak	He started peeling at the tender age 162. Now his flaps just flap about, but he does not see it anymore. They are a part of him much like a limb or and eyeball or hair folicle.
	PIneapple Pete	The failed mascot for Antarctic Pineaples.
	Surpreyes	There is such a thing as too much depth-perception.
	Spectacular Tufts	Little known fact, duckshark meat is rich in vitamins and oils that are great for your hair. Leaving you with a rich, full, luster and tufts not unlike the duckshark.
	Willie the Kid	Turns out, being a train robber is a lot less complicated than being a boat robber.
	Mogu	Sociopathic megalomaniac. It all started with a cracker, and now he wants more...
	Sir Silvergrill	After slaying Dribbles the Sea Dragon, Sir Silvergrill later opened an online dragon skin belt store.
	Wax On	This whole mess would have been solved by a montage weeks ago, but he lost his cassette player in the shipwreck.
	Crow's Feet	Once a growth market, scarecrow mask design has evoloved over the years. From mere burlap sacks tied off at the base, to knitwear and intricate cross-stitching. Recent advancements show that 1/4 of the time these garmants may or may not work on cats.
	Barnaby	Did you know his bite is somewhere around 1800 pounds per square inch? Someone should of told him that when he was behind bars.
	Banana Man	Ooh ooh ah ah?
	Angry Andy	Life lesson of the day: don't let yourself be defined by the shape of your eyebrows. Unless you're like Andy and that's the best thing going for you.
	Dragonhead	He may not have wings or fire breath, but at least his face looks like a hideous reptile monster.
	Cyber Manny	Read the fine print when shopping on Cyber Monday. Sometimes its a discount laptop, and sometimes its a discount laptop with an agreement to donate your body to medical experiments. Long story short, Cyber Manny.
	Eleanor Gogglenobs	Eleanor had the misfortune of losing an engine, ejecting, and parachuting onto the S.S. Friendship. Lost at sea or on an island prison, she replays that day in her head over and over asking herself, "Why was I doing barrel rolls in my prop plane?"
	Rosencrantz	Shakespeare is by far more difficult to communicate via antennae. Truly the next level in theater can neither be seen nor heard. Unless! it's say a battle type of theater...
	Roscoe	Surprisingly, once you grow your hair out long enough, you go from being hairy to furry. Fluffy even. Roscoe, you have arrived!
	Sven	Have you ever tasted sadness? I have. For he was my friend.
	Up All Night	She once found herself in a shopping mall made up entirely of coffee shops. After surviving on caramel, espresso and biscotti for 3 weeks, she finally escaped into the blinding sun. She has not slept since.
	Sly	Sometimes being stealthy just means being mindful of your surroundings. And gaps of course.
	Sniffy Sniffs	An answer for kitten farts. Of course, the smell of plastic and rubber is far worse.
	Secret Mission Guy 2	Finding gems is way harder when everything looks green, but he wanted a challenge.
	Shock Victim	This one has a long history with objects with electrical properties. He may know his way around a zapper block, but the encounter may prove too traumatic.
	Kirby Lobewax	Kirby looks forward to a bright future of easy-access ear hair removal.
	Earl	Order in the court! I have a wig!
	Isosceles II	Isosceles II's tomb was his first, and last, self-portrait.
	Carl Clubs	Of all the theaters in all the world, he had to walk into this one.
	Centipete	Puking on your food before eating it is clearly superior to all of the hard work that goes into chewing. Try it on date night: they'll appreciate the way you work smarter, not harder.
	Bird Boy	Being cross-bred with a bird can have its advantages when you're on a prison island. Less so if the bird you were bred with was flightless.
	Grotto	This one time my friend Tots and I were at an 80s party. We both wore hats because we were hat buddies. He was a bit confused about multi-themed rooms and worried about his glasses or something. I was obviously busy having a sporting time in my new hat. Did I mention my hat? I love hats.?
	Girp	After fulfilling the family mission to smite Poiseidon, he was left with a sense of emptiness after shipwrecking. Directionless he awaits a cause. A cause that will reignite the fire in his heart that once burned with family fueled gold old-fasioned vengeance.
	Cornelius Smallbladder	Discovered the "Wimplification Theorem", resulting in new products like the Suds Tuff line of soft-sponge dumb bells.
	Leo	Shouting about where you are will never get you where you want to go.
	Baby Clown Hair	Like baby teeth, baby clown hair is eventually replaced by adult onset clown hair.
	Horace Headcavity	One ill-fated bike ride away from his prime. To be fair, it would have been really hard to find a helmet with his head shape.
	Rice Pilaf	During a molecular gastronomy experiement, this side dish dollop found his way into a rice ball case and blammo! Rice pilaf ball! A gastronomical sensation amongst peers.
	Farmer Phil	Gonna eat your grains and brain your knowledge.
	Trinoceros	When you're flashing this much ivory, it's not a bad idea to hire a lookout.
	Princess Tee hee	Her Highness, the lady of giggle-snorts, heiress to Fannyfield Home.
	Nikola	These glasses are needed for his experiments. Oh, the experiments are in modern dance.
	Pierre	Won the award for Best Actor. Thanked no one.
	Geordie Manflakes	See those things on his head? Some kid stuck those on back in 3rd grade and he still hasn't noticed.
	Nostridomus	Nostridomus can smell the future, and the future smells like prison and litterboxes.
	Beetie	An unparalleled affinity for the red nectar of the beet. You see it's a noble vegetable, but virtually untradable with Cat Guards.
	Ramekin Eyetalker	It's rude to stare, even if you're from a galaxy far, far away.
	Timber Jim	Won a free cruise after donating the most at his neighborhood, "Homes for Squirrels" lumber fund drive.
	Benedict	Master detective. Brain like an encyclopedia. Utterly ruined by the invention of the internet.
	Purrtricia	Several incidents with the guards and some yarn resulted in some electro-zapper block therapy. This once feral creature now sits catatonic in a cell with the look of emptiness in her eyes. Quite tragic really.
	Beats	Playing good songs in good orders got this one a job aboard the S.S. Friendship. But I'll let you in on a little secret... they're not headphones. They're actualy ear muffs. Shhhhhhhh.
	Drive-thru	A french fry man stranded in a popcorn world. Luckily for him, the stench of fried potatoes will never leave him.
	Amphibalope	Amphibalopes were once bred for size and storage capacity, and they were the leading walk-in animal of their day. The species took a big hit in popularity once someone invented a closet that smelled less terrible and was less likely to die.